February 2012
Somebody feed me amphetamines and LSD and give me a pen and paper I want to see what happens
dadz0ne:
momgenes:
Do you think anybody has decided to put themselves on a rocket bound for Titan in hopes of finding cool microorganisms to party with
Do you think radio telescopes can be used to send distress beacons from Earth
do you think i can get a buzz from 1/8th of a water bottle filled with vodka and old orange juice
I’m sending hope energy
Do you think anybody has decided to put themselves on a rocket bound for Titan in hopes of finding cool microorganisms to party with
Do you think radio telescopes can be used to send distress beacons from Earth
All I need to be happy is food, water, a library of plasmids, a space station, and a lifetime supply of body paint (oh and also a C64 I guess)
Is there a term like drag queen that applies instead to dressing like an interdimensional creature that’s beyond all human description
Perform global and local alignments for the following two sequences, using match score 2, mismatch score -1, indel score -2.
TCAGTTGCCAAAC
AGGGTTGACAT
Why didn’t I do art
That awkward moment when you’re sprinting through the woods fleeing from unseen enemies while screaming and trip on a rock and split your mouth open and roll around swinging a branch at the air while covered in blood until the delusion passes and you crawl home naked.
divination:
i saw so many weird looking people today
Same, is reality finally collapsing
pales:
i just want to slam my face into a wall over and over??
I’ve done this (very cathartic)
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Post-Workout Routine
Protein shake
Josephine Baker
spacepopstar:
when im famous im going to build lots of staircases in my mansion so that i can constantly be descending them in slow motion
bellagoth:
Do you ever feel an intense combination of shame and embarrassment about everything you have ever done and everything you are doing and everything you will do
I did but now I’m dead and my corpse is floating somewhere near the Andromeda galaxy
This blog is just gas escaping onto an old Dell laptop keyboard
When I was a kid, I went on this school-sponsored snowboarding field trip. The only things I remember are falling once and listening to Maxwell’s Silver Hammer over and over again on a CD player while wondering whether or not my face would freeze against the bus window.
xiaoquiao:
officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
for lent im giving up being a good person
i’m giving up my standards
I’m giving up my physical form
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dogdicks replied to your post: A gross fat guy went on grindr 2 days ago and set…
use scruff its soooo much less buggy
None of the local profiles on scruff have made me go “oh my god” out loud and gasp yet so like
A gross fat guy went on grindr 2 days ago and set his profile to “New Yorker visiting Worcester…not a bad place!” but now it says “New Yorker visiting…hell..”
Sorry to disappoint, guy
Another drink, another Donna Summer song in the queue
What’s the word for when you’re on your floor listening to 80s R&B and doing shots of vodka alone in your room I forget
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spacepopstar replied to your post: wait what lives in there i forget
oh yeah, a marmorkrebs, of course
The fake plastic plants glow in the dark too
spacepopstar asked: wait what lives in there i forget
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spacepopstar replied to your photo: Got a new aquarium and more gravel. Hang in there,…
IT HAS ITS OWN TIPI ARE YOU KIDDING
I aim to please
There’s so much to understand and I only have either 3 years or countless millennia to do it
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memoir
blameaspartame:
Building myself a chrysalis of dried sweat and muscle pain
I just started filling up my nalgene and noticed my dryer was really warm from being on, so I wound up laying on top of it for so long that the nalgene overflowed. I guess that’s how today is going to be.
Plunging headlong into the depths of
I’m not dead. I’m not dead. I’m not dead. I’m not dead.
A haiku
My crayfish is cool She has no concept of self Let’s all learn from her
clavid:
katara:
i want to be a tranny for a day
i bet it feels a lot lik ebeing a person
euroboyfriend asked: wow i that a real thing
euroboyfriend:
things that i care about
birds
finding the technology to become a bird
Liquefy yourself and arrange to have your body become suet. You’ll become hundreds of birds!
It’s fun to express one idea in terms of another
Did you know you can remove a mouse’s immune system and replace it with a human’s for medical research purposes
Did you know there’s no difference between things anymore
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donttalktomeplease replied to your post: Trying to figure out how to get 1,500 calories and…
egg whites
That might work. 3 servings of pasta is 630 calories and 21g protein, so I think that should keep me alive long enough to figure out what my next move is.