January 2012
i’m desiccated
December 2011
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i'm not perfect
but i’m perfect
for you
being broken is in though
i used to have really savage canines
like actual fangs
well it turns out when you bite your orthodontist enough times by accident they just file them down for you
i’m still upset about that
svartdod:
It is important to be a tease and then never follow through
i might be a living nightmare but
bird-impact:
i apologize everyone
grace jones how did you get on my grooveshark playlist
no it’s fine no really no it’s quite alright
would you like a drink
of course you’re not imposing
svartdod:
im sorry for almost anything i ever post
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spacepopstar replied to your photo: steampunk
you only have1 shirt i think
no i just have like a lot of cyan clothing
this is my favorite undershirt and i have a t-shirt and hoodie in the exact same color
i don’t know how these things happen but if you’re curious i bet someone could tell you
svartdod:
what a tiny scrotum
keep away from me
trigger warning
i’m as old and gay as the sea
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trueshotbarrage replied to your post: what else um okay once in high school i had some…
go to sleep
hey
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what else um
okay once in high school i had some friends over and was showing off this cool artificial life program i made because i was proud of it and it really is fun to watch the little things swimming around and mating
my mom came into the room and saw it and started talking about how she wanted me to make her something that would make us all tons of money so the whole family could retire...
when i was younger our kitchen got to be too small for my family (i have 3 brothers) so we put an addition on it
before the construction people put in new foundation and stuff we just had a massive pit for like 10 feet in front of the kitchen as it stood then, you could see the pipes down in there and everything if memory serves me right
i remember wanting to try to jump across it because it...
one more gin and tonic and i’m either going to fall asleep or start telling stories about my life
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GOD HE JUST MESSAGED ME
I want to cuddle now!
haha
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- I sleep in the fetal position. - I prefer to be the little spoon when spooning. - I LOVE cuddling! - I’m on the Dean’s List. - I care a lot about school. - My favorite “happy” place is a casino. - I can’t dance and I DON’T club! - I don’t like loud music. - I can’t stand windows computers. I’m an Apple whore. - I decorate using x-mas lights...
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i think i’ll take a shower actually hopefully the water will burn away my frail corporeal form and i can slink into the drain and be thinly distributed across the world
being a mountain would be cool
you’d be thousands of feet high and covered in trees and animals and rain and snow
that would be fun i think
dissolving
i feel weird and gooey i don’t know if this is good or not
i feel weird right now →
Tumblr wishes
destroyman:
I hope more gay people join tumblr and start acting and posting the same as every other gay person on tumblr, based on like 2 or 3 specific archetypes
rihanna
sharpen my body like a pennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
all this tea is making me feel weird
i’m going to read ask me things if you want to know things
i just went downstairs to fill up the kettle and there was a stinkbug on the faucet handle
so i blew it off and watched it land on its back and get up and just thought at it “listen kid there are 12 of your buddies dead and dried up in a pile on my desk if you know what’s good for you you’ll stay right there”
and it did
i am the insect king
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gayretardbitch replied to your photo: let’s rolling together
Love katamari!!
two of my old friends could play the co-op mode better than i could play single player
would you still love me even after i tore away my human visage and my ten mouths ripped the flesh clean from your bones
i’m listening to katamari soundtracks and i want to be frozen inside a block of ice at the top of a mountain for ten thousand years
i had a dream my organic chemistry professor was making little hot dogs in my kitchen while telling me about how i was going to fail an exam and he kept trying to feed them to me
i put them in my mouth and like chewed on them and then spat them out when he wasn’t looking because i didn’t want to eat pigs and they were really just awful
it was weird
i can’t believe i still...
nobody is hot
officialkylieminoguedragqueen:
having a good butt is important to me maybe even too important
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lzlmn replied to your post: people who put 4u in their okcupid usernames…
slave4u
i just put it on my playlist
people who put 4u in their okcupid usernames unironically