March 2012
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euroboyfriend replied to your post: If you let your body dissolve completely you’ll…
how do i do that
Some people go for sky burial but I bet you could find some organic, eco-friendly methods for denaturing all of your proteins and dissolving your extracellular matrix (boiling, acid, etc). Get ready for a crazy ride!
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If you let your body dissolve completely you’ll sink right into hell
My crayfish is taking rocks from her habitat to build walls and seal herself inside her den. I think we’re beginning to understand each other.
February 2012
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perspicacia replied to your post: The sound of peeling congealed oatmeal from the…
why do I know what this sounds like why does it sound like an old person masturbating
Plop
Cute sexy tiger claws ripping reality itself to shreds
When I look at squirrels in the park I see little humans standing in the trees and eating nuts
When I look at myself in the mirror I see a huge squirrel swaddled in plastic and plant fibers, cleaved from nature
Grotesque, an abomination
topclassbitchfromthefuture:
a deer just got hit in front of my house and made the most human sounding scream oh my fucking god
STOP
FUCK
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euroboyfriend replied to your post: The circles under my eyes are getting darker and…
what happened at the gay club did you dance to music
I took off my coat and got felt up immediately
And then my date and I asked the bartender for two of the cheapest drink and we chugged them while watching a lawyer type yell at a go-go dancer while swaying a bit himself
I also danced to a lot of...
The circles under my eyes are getting darker and the stamp from the gay club I was at took 3 days to scrub off
I think the end is approaching
Sitting in a dark room trying to match my voice to A440 (crazy night xP)
My mom said she has a box full of really weird salt and pepper shakers waiting for me when I get home. I’m so excited.
The sound of peeling congealed oatmeal from the bottom of a tupperware container with a metal spoon
memory bank
groans:
mom and aunt linda pouring vodka into waterbottles so they can sneak it into a billy idol concert
Once my mom and her friends poured margaritas into matching steel water bottles and went to a concert (they got kicked out) (this was less than a year ago)
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topclassbitchfromthefuture:
they should do real housewives of the main line ( in like bala cynwyd or something) it’d be just like real housewives of new jersey only with more annoying accents and annoyingly insincere judaism instead of annoyingly insincere catholicism
When I send an email to myself, I always write “Me” in the address line, but it autocompletes to the address of a guy who sold me algae that produce hydrogen so I get a little nervous.
I need sunlight I need warmth I need dirt under my feet I need leaves in my face I need cold water and warm water and shiny fish swimming between rocks
I can feed myself
I can feed other animals
I can feed plants too
topclassbitchfromthefuture:
I feel like I’m in 5th grade I’m bored I’m bored I’m boreddddddd I’m not learning anythinggggggggggggggggghhhhgghggggghgggggg
xiaoquiao:
i remember everything
Thank god somebody does
I don’t remember what happened yesterday
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succor replied to your post: I want a horse because I want to be able to ride a…
i have two ponies, you can lease the brown one or i will trade the white one for a dozen hens
What about hundreds of self-cloning crayfish larvae
I want a horse because I want to be able to ride a horse into hell
Wow pasta is really good when you’re gay
Is it possible to get a career in being a cute extra in a sci-fi movie that falls on the pavement screaming in terror while a giant, multi-tentacled monster roars overhead? What do I need to put on my resume?
When you take the sheets off of your bed to do laundry, you can either go put them in the wash or just lay in bed under the only blanket remaining, naked on a bare mattress and listening to Oppenheimer Analysis.
That’s why life is cool.
spacepopstar asked: were climbing up to old britney tomorrow
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donttalktomeplease replied to your post: Think about why your lips are sensitive and why…
what if kissing feels like a chore. what if everyone tells you sex feels good but you still want nothing to do with it. should i kill myself.
No
Think about why your lips are sensitive and why you have erogenous zones and the meaning of an organism’s fitness
You need to eat and you need to have sex but you’ll do more of it if it feels good
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Please plunge me into a sea of boiling lead (am wearing a cute skimpy bathing suit)
Disgusting
Everyone is disgusting
I’ve developed a revolutionary new energy source that harnesses the power of how disgusting men are
